Movie Review: Yeh Jawani Hai Diwani..but Yeh Movie Hai Ordinary

A stereotypical bollywood offering, there is nothing that excites about this movie, other than the title, of course. For most of the time you would be forgiven for wondering what this movie is about and you couldn’t be blamed for not knowing even as you exited the hall, post credits as well. There’s nothing fresh about the presentation and there are plenty, (in fact, far too many) movies, that have covered this same theme over and over again.

I guarantee you, there’ll be plenty of times you’ll look at the watch, sometimes even staring at it in disbelief and looking for other things to do since you won’t be missing much in the movie anyway. There are precisely 2 events around which an entire two and a half hours is wound around – not sure if the director deserves credit for achieving this feat

The writing is ordinary as well save for exactly one dialogue which I felt suited the context beautifully and brings out a point which is probably the only unique aspect offered by the movie – even here, I might be overstating the case. Two songs, the already popular ones, are an easy watch..the rest just end up slowing time even further

The humor quotient is ordinary to non-existent and one would have hoped for plenty of laughs in what is meant to be a breezy and fun movie. In fact, the only reason you are able to somewhat sit through this rather long watch is because it offers one of the most pleasant and watchable pairs on screen. Ranbir and Deepika make the pseudo perfect pair and its their fresh presence (especially Ranbir’s) on screen that makes it not as bad as it ought to be

For Ranbir this movie may well be a kind of stress-buster for the all the effort it required from him, given the acting talent he has. Deepika is one of the prettiest faces in B-Town and the movie focuses heavily on that giving her close-ups wherever possible. The movie doesn’t require much from her either and she is able to pull off her role convincingly as well. Considering these are the leads of the movie, you can imagine how complex their characters must be

To sum it up then, with a title like Yeh Jawani Hai Diwani, one would have hoped for a mad, fun caper that’s light and breezy with a fresh presentation. Instead, you get the typical bollywood watch; while it remains light by not taking itself too seriously, it never really gets interesting enough either

Movie Review: Fast & Furious 6..offers the standard issue gravity defying action

 

The Fast & the Furious franchise started on the right note – it ‘used to be’ about fast cars, pretty babes, a semblance of a story line, decent humor and some more than decent action. Till then, it all seemed to fit. Then the franchise seemingly took the American Pie route – churning out sequel on sequel without much thought and you had F&F 3, 4 and in my opinion 5 as well, making a pretty sad representation of the franchise itself. Rather than focusing on burning the rubber and NO2 boosters, thereby making a style statement with its own unique stamp, the franchise tried to become emotional, get us to connect with the central characters and defy Newton and the general laws of physics – that, is when things started becoming awry

As you start this latest installment of Fast & Furious 6, there is some hope. Sure, all that talk of family and the forced emotional connect is there, but the action doesn’t seem forced and a few sequences are intelligently thought through and shot to a point of precision, as yet unseen beyond a point in the franchise. But that hope soon bites the dust. The film then drops several notches down to hurriedly decided and delivered story development and impossible situations. There is many an occasion wherein the action just doesn’t make sense and you can see gaping plot holes in the way it develops

Unfortunately, the second half of the movie only compounds matters and now the action itself is, intentionally or unintentionally, impossible to follow. Only when you see an enemy vehicle suddenly flying off, do you get confirmation that the stunt worked. What the stunt was and how it was engineered in the first place, the director or rather the editor feel you are better off not knowing. One impossible stunt follows another and at 2 hours and 15 minutes, the spray of bullets, whir of engines and drone of helicopters becomes a bit much. There is the rare occasion where the spotlight actually shifts back to the ‘racing’ part of it, wherein you get treated to awesome visuals which you can easily follow and you wish there was more of this

Much respite is offered by the humorous moments in the film mainly provided by the characters of Roman and Han and they are welcome break from all the over-focus on the action. Meanwhile, Vin Diesel as Dom, has the all too familiar self assured look throughout the movie – the only trouble is that in this installment he doesn’t have the dialogues to back him up. Paul Walker as Brian maintains pretty much the same avatar as the previous few movies and does a decent job.

Sit through the credits and you’ll even get a fleeting glimpse of what you can expect in the 7th installment (yes, I am unhappy to confirm this but we must face facts). If you can somehow close yourself to any basic laws of science, disregard Newton and allow for a wafer thin plot to run, just so you can witness some explosive action then Fast & Furious 6 may have served up just the offering for you. For the most part however, it doesn’t make me very keen to watch the 7th

Movie Review: Star Trek: Into Darkness..lights up the franchise

I just love it when a movie goes beyond the plot and understands its characters and what they stand for. I love it when a sequel in a franchise looks to be more than just a money spinner; when plot matters and plot development even more so; when the audience is kept guessing and interested till the very end. The good news is that all these boxes are checked in this sequel in the ever popular Star Trek franchise so go book your tickets right away

While the original movie itself was highly acclaimed and lauded – I wasn’t so impressed by it. I thought it slowed down at precisely the wrong moments and there were plenty of dull moments as Captain Kirk came of age. The sequel, in my opinion, goes one better - it stays true to the franchise – in rich exploration of the central characters, the relationship between Spock and Kirk and yet, spins a tale that keeps you interested all through. Add to that brilliant visual effects and great action and you have almost the total package.

Almost, I say, because the unnecessary post production 3D ruins what is a perfectly enjoyable 2D experience, without adding anything of value, save one or two brief frames. That and the predictable dialogues – some pretty much the cheesy ones you have come to expect in such movies – cast a minor shadow

More than performances, its really the characters that stand out. Kirk and Spock are all of legendary status already but John Harrison is perhaps the most intriguing to watch – Benedict Cumberbatch completely nails it and you quickly forget Sherlock (he plays Sherlock Holmes in one of the best TV series today). You could hardly ask for a better Spock than Zachary Quinto (in this day and age) though the same cannot be said of Chris Pine (Kirk). As the protagonist of the film, let’s just say Chris Pine is only convincing in parts – in some scenes he’s in his element and in others he looks completely off.

However, this movie really belongs to its director, J J Abrams. As someone, who clearly understands Star Trek and its characters, Abrams gets it bang on target (Pay particular attention to the voiceover at the end if you are a Star Trek fan). In one sequence, while I felt, he had gone a bit too far, he quickly inserts one dialogue that explains why that scene was so necessary. That said, there was still potential for this movie to be a tad shorter though Abrams does a fine job of it as it is.

So, if you haven’t beamed yourself into the theater already, you better get there at warp speed to see a promising sequel live up to its expectations – for a change

Movie Review: Mud…leaves its imprint

Mud has routinely been described as a ‘coming of age’ movie – I could scarcely put it better myself. It is a coming of age story about a boy who realizes the complexity of relationships and emotions; there are hardly any bangs and explosions – yet Mud leaves quite a mark as it draws to a close

Mud takes its time. You start off bleary eyed almost snoozing every now and then and the plot takes its time to develop. By the second half though, you are emotionally invested and wide awake, sometimes even holding your breath in anticipation

Not everything is explained, yet since you get emotionally invested, you get what is implied. There is an underlying layer to it all that you might have to be ponder a bit to get, but its worth it. One of the reasons I really like movies like The Social Network and The Descendants so much is because they present people as people intact with all their shades of grey. Without giving anything away, Mud accomplishes this as well, leading to an enjoyable cinematic experience.

The cinematography is breath-taking. No slick shots – just some beautiful pictures – any frame of the movie would do well as a picture postcard with perfect lighting and camera angles.

While he can be mistaken to be the hero (judging by the poster), Matthew McConaughey isn’t really the protagonist, though he does a great job of his character. That role belongs to the highly impressive Tye Sheridan who as Ellis dominates most of the screen time and does complete justice to it as well. Ellis is a pretty complex yet restrained character and Tye Sheridan does a wonderful job. All the others do a good supporting act as well. The only nagging issue is that they all have some kind of accent which gets you to miss some of the good dialogues. (PVR seems to always get it wrong as to which movies they should have subtitles and which they shouldn’t)

Mud, then, leaves its imprint. If you do end up watching it this weekend, I am pretty sure its not one of those that’ll wash off so easily. Whether such movies are your type, is another matter altogether

Movie Review: Bombay Talkies..tells pretty average stories

Anurag Kashyap, Dibakar Banerjee, Zoya Akhtar and Karan Johar – each of those names alone set expectations of high quality cinema. Now when those names come together in a singular presentation which is a supposed tribute to 100 years of Indian cinema, that’s epic stuff right? Almost, like a tale of The Avengers, of sorts, coming together to be greater than the sum of their parts and blowing the audience away with heart wrenching and heart warming plots. Well, not quite….

The truth of the matter is that there’s no tribute. The only ‘tribute’ you will find in this movie is the start and the end of the film (so don’t leave the hall after the ‘the end’ message). Other than that, I think its just a coincidence and the tribute angle almost seems forced.  What you really get to see is the off-beat indulgences of 4 really talented directors, that you won’t necessarily connect with. Some of it does shine out but as an overall package, it definitely lacks lustre

I don’t really want to give away who does what so I am gonna be a little cryptic now – one of them takes a known issue and gives it familiar treatment that was pretty disappointing (clearly expected more from that one), another takes a decent topic and develops it well till he/she falls back on the stereotypical stuff to tell an ordinary story, the third takes the simplest of settings to give a subtle message in a beautiful manner, while the fourth tells an interesting story but misses the moral (in my opinion). For your benefit I have changed the order of the stories as well)

As you can see, not too many shining stars in that description. Its not really bad though but its nothing of the ‘blow you away’ variety which you would be forgiven to expect in such a scenario. Writing is also strictly okay which is surprising given who all was in the ranks. The little music there is, is fairly tolerable; of course one never tires of the old bollywood classics that play in some of the sequences. In terms of acting, it’s a solid cast of characters and it mostly delivers – Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Vineet Kumar Singh, Saqib Saleem and young Naman Jain particularly stand out

There you have it – think of it as Dus Kahaaniyan brought down to 4 off beat stories without looking for meaning or message and forget that it’s a tribute of any kind and Bombay Talkies ends up being a decent, normal watch – don’t go with high expectations

Movie Review: Ironman 3..the thrusters work well, but run out of steam

The highly anticipated blockbuster of the summer, Ironman 3 starts off exactly as you want it to. The machinery seems perfectly in order, the script seems to have been given due thought, the pacing is just right. At a perfect, unexpected moment the thrusters kick in and the bird is in motion with some jaw dropping action. Brilliant, this is exactly what you came to see – you settle in deeper in your chair for more of the same and a thrilling Avengers-esque experience yet again. Only..that doesn’t happen (and hence the title – the thrusters run out)

Ironman 3 has a lot to offer. Excellent visuals, typical Tony Stark humor an over-abundance of action, very good special effects and cinematography. The performances are also pretty good with Robert Downey Jr. donning the Ironman suit with consummate ease and Gwyneth Paltrow doing a good job with Pepper Potts, who has a meatier role this time round.

However, it pains me to say this but what could have been an explosive and emotionally packed superhero movie or just good old plain action masterfully presented..ends up being neither of the two resulting in almost average fare as the credits roll in. Its not a bad watch per se, don’t get me wrong, but by the end of it all it comes closer to becoming Ironman 2 rather than the origin movie, which I would still rate as the best movie of the franchise yet

What’s worse is that this didn’t necessarily need to be the case especially since the first half of Ironman 3 is wonderfully done. Picking up after the events of Avengers rather than the Ironman movies was a smart move and there is an instant connect. The build up is near perfect and the glimpses of the nemesis are exactly how they ought to be. In fact, Ironman 3 almost offers one of most menacing villains in recent times (and I don’t consider the Joker recent any more so don’t start comparing) . I say almost for a reason; it was a smart ploy but it kinda fell flat for reasons I can’t explain just yet, you’ll figure out when you watch it. As for the 3D of the movie – well, its strictly okay. Ironman 3 could comfortably be seen in 2D though some of wide angle sequences could be considered worthy of the IMAX experience

In a nutshell, this installment of Ironman had the potential to be the best. But by going the tried and tested action explosion route in the second half, it ends up being just another Ironman movie. Whether that does enough for you is your call

Movie Review: Ek Thi Daayan…daya karo!!

 

Before you start inundating me with the obvious questions, allow me to explain. Horror is perhaps the only genre that I haven’t seen altogether (including the classics like Evil Dead and Omen series). So far, I have tried to change that trend with The Cabin in the Woods (an intentionally comic horror flick) and Bhoot Returns (an unintentionally comic horror flick) so as you can see there hasn’t really been much success in that department so far. Thus, when Ek Thi Daayan released with supposedly spine chilling suspense and new age horror unseen in Bollywood, till date..I assumed (wrongly) that this would be my chance to put a tick in that box as well. Forget ticking the box, if I could take back the 134 minutes I wasted in the hall, I’d willingly pay for it

To put it mildly, the movie is pathetic save for some truly special special effects (which have nothing to do with the horror, by the way – the horror effects are horrifically bad) and an angelic little girl with such a cute voice, she’s the only one you want should survive the ordeal. Of course, Konkana Sen Sharma’s act is worth a mention too and Huma Qureshi looks pretty as ever, but all this pales in comparison to the shockingly bad plot and its equally miserable execution

There is not one scene in the movie wherein you feel that creepy sensation down your spine – not one moment wherein you feel breathless in anticipation, not knowing where the next thrill is coming from. Instead what you get is a predictable plot, with known villains and villainesses and no thrills to be had
I am not sure, in fact, I am completely bamboozled how this movie is not supposed to have the usual stereotypes. I haven’t even seen many horror movies, yet even I could identify the stereotypes miles away.
Please be informed, this movie is a lesson in ‘daayans’ and ‘pishaajs’ (first time I heard of the concept altogether) and every stereotype you can associate with these two characters – you’ll find in this movie.

There is nothing new or novel in the story telling either. There is nil connect created with the protagonist  You absolutely don’t care what happens to him and would happily accept his death at any point in time in the movie. The fact that this character is being played by Emraan Hashmi doesn’t help matters either. The writing ranges from average to below standard which itself is a shocker considering Vishal Bhardwaj has written this. The songs are mercifully, less in number, but by no means less irritating, save for one melodious ‘Yaaram’

The only thing this disastrous flick would succeed in doing somewhat is unfavorably impacting young impressionable minds to create a stigma against elevators and certain reptiles – am not sure what that accomplishes in the first place. Forget worrying about the movie staying with you – your first thought on emerging from the hall is to try and erase whatever little memory you have of it. Have mercy on yourself – stay away from this one